So now my left knee has started hurting.
Seriously, does anyone have a rifle I can borrow? I can't guarantee its condition upon return, though.
And to think, all this nonsense started when I began running on a regular basis. Damn the running! Damn the running straight to HELL!
All I Want for Christmas
10. To miraculously be handed a job on a silver platter, wherein I will be able to work from home when it suits me, work from my very own office and/or cubicle (I'm not picky) when I need to get out of the house, and wherein I will not have to deal with human beings, I will not have to work on weekends, and where I will be able to mostly make my own hours. This job will also pay enough for me to live comfortably and take a nice vacation once a year; will have good medical benefits; and will give me ample personal leave days. I am aware this job does not exist.
11. For serious, for all this bullshit in Iraq to stop. Enough with the killing and the dying already.
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